Kill Me

Red Pandas are the shit.

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
coltre:

I love youBut I gotta let you go
I’m finding myself now.
vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

"I’m sick of people telling me it’s just a “get over it” situation. Fuck you. You don’t know what it’s like in my head."

Will McAvoy, The Newsroom (via stevenbong)

What I want to say to every single fucking asshole who comes at me on this damn website

(via lordflacko91)
lost-in-kuwait:

God😢

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

codeinescup:

saiviantha:

i swear this is one of the fucking sexiest things for a guy to say in bed

honestly