My heart hurts because I actually miss New York city.
- iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
- me: chill
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
who’s iggy iglesias
"I think I met all the wrong men before you, and I think they ruined me but I think you’re really handsome the way a map is handsome, with skin wide open, soaked in the whole world’s ink."
twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it